{"id":7122,"date":"2025-01-20T12:20:03","date_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/?p=7122"},"modified":"2025-01-20T12:20:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-20T12:20:08","slug":"10-jokes-that-prove-family-life-is-the-funniest-roller-coaster-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/archives\/7122","title":{"rendered":"10 Jokes That Prove Family Life Is the Funniest Roller Coaster Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"PostImage_post-image-container__PlDZN' postcontent_thumb-image__ih052 data-testid='\"thumb-image\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><img decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' postimage_post-image__xnmzf src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/1fd26cd2d2c8d360b19944037ebcc94bf2930d0ec8ce039cc11cc3dd379ede3d.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' happy couple source: freepik>\n\n<div class='\"PostContent_thumb-title__SoMYI\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A happy couple\n<div>\n<div class='\"ContentRenderer_content-container__XYPLT\"' data-io-article-url='\"https:\/\/thecelebritist.com\/10-jokes-that-prove-family-life-is-the\/?m=doa\"'>\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36' contentrenderer_paragraph-first___d_vf>Family life. It&rsquo;s messy, unpredictable, and sometimes downright ridiculous. But if there&rsquo;s one thing we can all agree on, it&rsquo;s that our families give us some of the best comedy material. From kids asking the wildest questions to parents making interesting life choices, family life keeps us laughing (and maybe crying) every step of the way.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_1\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_01\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_1\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>We&rsquo;ve rounded up 10 jokes that capture the hilarity of family life in all its messy glory. From weddings to everyday mishaps, these stories prove that when it comes to family, laughter really is the best medicine.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>Buckle up, buttercup, you&rsquo;re in for a treat!\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/WiilHJn8bfYMUKJBjlA8VkOjFOYtooPIkl1va3rhf2o\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vZGMzZWJiYWRjMjNkY2Y0NTc0YjlhY2ZmNDZhNTIyZGMyYjcxMmEyNDZlMTEwODJlOTk1ZDFmMjJmY2VjNTU3Yy5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/dc3ebbadc23dcf4574b9acff46a522dc2b712a246e11082e995d1f22fcec557c.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' couple laughing source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A couple laughing\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>1. Say Goodbye to Mother\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>A couple had planned a night out. They were all dressed up and ready to leave. Their taxi arrived just as their mischievous cat darted back inside the house.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>Not wanting the cat trapped inside the house, the husband ran after it to chase it out while the wife waited outside.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_2\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_02\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_2\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>To keep things casual, the wife explained to the driver, &ldquo;He&rsquo;s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,&rdquo; she said.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/YEjdED5KH5ETlw4vDO-DXvGZgG-rQQNbsUJqFxT9n-U\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vNjBkMzRiMzhjN2VmMmMxMTVmNjFhNmNiNWIzMjUyODNhNmEzNGVkZmI1NjVlNzJmZDk3YjYzOTcyM2ZhNDA1Mi5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/60d34b38c7ef2c115f61a6cb5b325283a6a34edfb565e72fd97b639723fa4052.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' cat sitting in a doorway source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A cat sitting in a doorway\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>Moments later, the husband hopped into the cab, looking frazzled.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Sorry I took so long,&rdquo; he sighed. &ldquo;The stupid old thing was hiding under the bed, and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The taxi driver cleared his throat and started the car.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/Hs-fsv0q0giqp4YU58T6kGuQiIrTHWRSI2LpBtM5QPM\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vYTE0YTgyMThmY2JhNDAyNjFjYzA1ZWJjYTg4MjA2MDhiZTI1MWU5NmNhZWFlOWQ2MTlhZjViMmVhMDE5NjA0ZS5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/a14a8218fcba40261cc05ebca8820608be251e96caeae9d619af5b2ea019604e.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' shocked cab driver source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A shocked cab driver\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>2. Survival Tactics\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>As their wedding day approached, a nervous young couple confided in their parents about their secret fears.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The groom-to-be admitted to his father, &ldquo;I love her, but I have horribly smelly feet, and I&rsquo;m worried she&rsquo;ll be disgusted with me.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Just wash your feet often and wear socks to bed. Problem solved, son!&rdquo; his father advised.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/alb8Qng9JathirI1PN6vCfHdFKcAVoAGpq32PnSNxFw\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMzRjMzQ0NTZhM2U0OTY1OWNhNTIwMmU0ODAwNGQyN2QwMmQyNTQ4MDBmNDc0Y2EzY2UyYzIyMGEyYzE3YzBhMC5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/34c34456a3e49659ca5202e48004d27d02d254800f474ca3ce2c220a2c17c0a0.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' person wearing a pair of socks source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A person wearing a pair of socks\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The bride-to-be confessed to her mother, &ldquo;Mom, my morning breath is terrible. I&rsquo;m scared he won&rsquo;t want to stay in the same room with me.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Just get out of bed, make breakfast, and brush your teeth before saying anything. Nobody will notice, love,&rdquo; her mother reassured her.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_4\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_04\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_4\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The couple followed the advice religiously and enjoyed a blissful six months, until one fateful morning.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g' image_wrapper-vertical__pwzar>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/R2FX_Fb-lELMhl2Baof50aE2CxoYE6sHxPhuAbRYX8w\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMjE4OTI2ZTdkZjNjZThiOTA5YWNlNDFkYTc0N2Y0ZDE5ZDFlZjQwOGIzODk5ZTViZmYzYTM4OGMyMmU2Y2Q1Ny5qcGc_d2lkdGg9MTI4MCZoZWlnaHQ9MTkyMA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/218926e7df3ce8b909ace41da747f4d19d1ef408b3899e5bff3a388c22e6cd57.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' woman brushing her teeth source: pexels width='\"1280\"' height='\"1920\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A woman brushing her teeth\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The groom woke in a panic, realizing one of his socks had come off. Frantically, he searched the bed, waking his wife.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;What on earth are you doing?&rdquo; she asked groggily.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Oh no!&rdquo; he gasped, his nose wrinkled. &ldquo;You&rsquo;ve swallowed my sock!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/OJj5gkbfln6G_2vmsHiid8ctoui9lSFEHTAKnRyYXSw\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vYzBkMTIwYzhlYThiMTY4MmExZGE1ZjA0MjA3MGFkNTFlZDJhYzhmY2YxZGM3ZmNkMGI5NTZmNTkzOWRiMmQyNi5qcGc_d2lkdGg9MTI3OSZoZWlnaHQ9ODUz.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/c0d120c8ea8b1682a1da5f042070ad51ed2ac8fcf1dc7fcd0b956f5939db2d26.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' man holding his head source: pexels width='\"1279\"' height='\"853\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A man holding his head\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>3. Ten Bucks is Ten Bucks!\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>John had always wanted to ride in an airplane at the state fair, but his wife&rsquo;s frugality held him back every year.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;That ride costs ten dollars,&rdquo; she would say without fail. &ldquo;And ten dollars is ten dollars, John!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>When John turned 71, he pleaded with his wife while she looked at pies on sale.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Please, this might be my last chance, Mary!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/q60piHeE3wMJoJC1s4G45o3qTnIarHsQJfPCU9P1s7A\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vNzAxNzlhZWNhMzlkYzVkM2I5ZjRjOGYzM2ZmNjFjNGNlZWNhZWRkOWQ5NmNhNjVmMjlkMWRmYTBiMTNhMjliNS5qcGc_d2lkdGg9MTkyMCZoZWlnaHQ9MTI4MA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/70179aeca39dc5d3b9f4c8f33ff61c4ceecaedd9d96ca65f29d1dfa0b13a29b5.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' crowd at a fair source: unsplash width='\"1920\"' height='\"1280\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A crowd at a fair\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>His wife gave her usual reply.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Ten dollars is ten dollars, John.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The pilot overheard and offered another way out.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"AdvTitle_wrap__5d8cN\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_2\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_02\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_2-1\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll take you both up for free if you can stay silent the entire ride. But if you say a word, it&rsquo;ll cost ten dollars.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The couple agreed, and the pilot gave them a wild, twist-filled ride, but they stayed silent. He tried more stunts, still no reaction.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g' image_wrapper-vertical__pwzar>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/E8FyM2fpVs-dmAOiJsFNdGqlQCjXNd8rF0ScWzxm7DI\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vYWNmOWU3N2JkZmEzZDE4OTRkNGRjMjQ0YmQyNmI5ZjUwMDFiMmVkODg5OTQ2YzhlY2E5MzRmMWZhZTFjNzA3NS5qcGc_d2lkdGg9MTI4MCZoZWlnaHQ9MTcwNw.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/acf9e77bdfa3d1894d4dc244bd26b9f5001b2ed889946c8eca934f1fae1c7075.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"A' smiling pilot source: pexels width='\"1280\"' height='\"1707\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A smiling pilot\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>When they landed, the pilot turned to John.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;I did everything to make you scream, but you didn&rsquo;t say a word!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; John admitted. &ldquo;I almost said something when my wife fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/vy_Ym0ZMo0Pm4-4E_sRVjZsV0Pz-yhCtMd3eWSuCZI0\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vNGIwYzQ0M2Q3NGE2YzNhMDIxNWFlNDFlYmQ3MTQ4N2FlMWM3ZWUwYjAxMGNkYTU1YmU2YTNiNDQ4YzI0Zjc1Mi5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/4b0c443d74a6c3a0215ae41ebd71487ae1c7ee0b010cda55be6a3b448c24f752.png%5C%22" alt='\"An' old man at a fair source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>An old man at a fair\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>4. The Perfect Husband\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>In a golf club locker room, a man answered a call on speakerphone. The conversation caught everyone&rsquo;s attention.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Hi, honey,&rdquo; the woman said. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m at the mall, and I found a leather coat for $1,000. Can I buy it?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; the man replied.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Also, the Mercedes we liked is $60,000. Should I get it?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/1_-qB1SNq96xEj-hsBr2mS0HXHMdGC5yBH-lNxZwyv4\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vYjhiMmYwMDBiYmY5NTE3ZmM5ZDVjMzMzM2Y0OTE2MzdhMmI1ZDg5ZjFjMjU5MzA1MTMzYmRhOTM0MWM5YjBjOS5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/b8b2f000bbf9517fc9d5c3333f491637a2b5d89f1c259305133bda9341c9b0c9.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' coat on a hanger source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A coat on a hanger\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Sure, as long as it has all the options.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;And the house we wanted is back on the market for $950,000. Can I make an offer?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;You can, but offer $900,000,&rdquo; he said calmly.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>Overwhelmed with gratitude, the woman gasped.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/EvOFNTQpfyqHgHsnXIic_dudFy34omR2V7cym60H5K4\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vNDNlZWQzMjE2YTI4MGM2ZDRjNDIxYmNmMmE2ZDM2MmNjMTg3ZTFlZjZiNjU4NmUxNjhjZjY2NDRmNWEyNDU2MC5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/43eed3216a280c6d4c421bcf2a6d362cc187e1ef6b6586e168cf6644f5a24560.png%5C%22" alt='\"The' exterior of a house source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>The exterior of a house\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;I love you!&rdquo; she screamed into the phone.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;I love you, too,&rdquo; he said, ending the call.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The other men stared in shock as he turned around.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;So, does anyone know whose phone this is?&rdquo; he asked.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/kELU-vRFJmZ0_ViHMPgn0h35gYR52KpsgjWDiLKcgxg\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vN2JmNmUwMTJjNjI0ZmU5NWJlNjg4YjgwYzNjMzRiNmUxMTQ0MTM4ODMxMTQxNThkMTNkNWZlYjNiODQ2NWIwYy5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/7bf6e012c624fe95be688b80c3c34b6e114413883114158d13d5feb3b8465b0c.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' man holding a phone source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A man holding a phone\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>5. What Do You Think of That?\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>During a power outage, a single paramedic arrived at a dark house to help deliver a baby.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>A 3-year-old named Katelyn was tasked with holding a flashlight over her mom.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>After some time, the baby was born, and the paramedic spanked his bottom, making the newborn cry.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/X4myTJu4u6-g-XmStGYLHLF5M34HQSjSC--IFB0Q6hc\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vODcwMDVlNDMzNDAxNDFhMTJhZjUyZDI3MmFlODEzZmJkYjkxNzllMzg3OGNhZmE0YzEyZWFhNzAwMTU1MDhiYy5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/87005e43340141a12af52d272ae813fbdb9179e3878cafa4c12eaa70015508bc.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' little girl holding a flashlight source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A little girl holding a flashlight\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The paramedic turned to Katelyn.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;What do you think of all that, honey? Here&rsquo;s your brother!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>Wide-eyed, she opened her mouth slowly.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;You should&rsquo;ve smacked him twice! He shouldn&rsquo;t have crawled in there in the first place!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"AdvTitle_wrap__5d8cN\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_2\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_02\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_2-5\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/hFm5WpdT36REIOBUO0p3hB_ioR4EM4aEYa36xf0GEHg\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vYzE4MDVlYTM4ZmFlZDA0MTUyMmJhZmEyN2Q0YTE0NjFiNmRiZDQzYzNmZWU1ODY3NTQ5NmE0M2MwNzNhNTEyMC5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/c1805ea38faed041522bafa27d4a1461b6dbd43c3fee58675496a43c073a5120.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' paramedic holding a newborn baby source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A paramedic holding a newborn baby\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>6. The Farmer, His Wife, and the Mule\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>An old hillbilly farmer lived a simple life, well, as simple as it could be with his wife. From morning till night, she nagged him endlessly.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>If there was a moment of silence, she&rsquo;d find something to fill it with: complaints, reminders, or just plain old scolding.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>His only escape was plowing the fields with his trusty mule.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/WTts5lxhlqYZK7Z5sxx4rSrK0mtt-OckgPnB55ZhW9Y\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vOGQ2MzZkMDkyYzVhNDU3Yjk1N2NiMzZkNzkyN2FhYzMyYmZhNjJjMjQxN2MwODllZmMwNzYxNmYxNWRjYjBlOS5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/8d636d092c5a457b957cb36d7927aac32bfa62c2417c089efc07616f15dcb0e9.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' farmer and his mule source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A farmer and his mule\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>One day, while he was taking a lunch break in the field, his wife came stomping out to bring him his meal. Before he even had a chance to sit down, she launched into a fresh round of criticism.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>As the farmer quietly chewed his sandwich, his mule, perhaps out of solidarity, lashed out with both hind legs. With one swift kick, the mule knocked the farmer&rsquo;s wife right in the back of the head.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>She dropped on the spot.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/C7R6y0tFPjCfGoO_lgIA_lRSE8t3oSOoBeFDd-EcJUY\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMTY2MjEyOGEzNjc1NGVlMWYzYmI4MzgwZDI2ZTBjMDVjMzkwZmEwOTAyNTk2YjA1MjgxNmZjZDA3YWNmNmU3Ni5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/1662128a36754ee1f3bb8380d26e0c05c390fa0902596b052816fcd07acf6e76.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' farmer holding his lunch source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A farmer holding his lunch\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>At the funeral a few days later, the minister noticed something strange. Whenever a woman mourner approached the farmer, he&rsquo;d nod his head as they spoke. But when a man came up to him, he&rsquo;d shake his head instead.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"adv\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advintextbuilder_slot-wrapper___oz3g>\n<div class='\"AdvTitle_wrap__5d8cN\"'>\n<div class='\"Ad-Container' advslots_adv-square-wrap__va0pf advslots_adv-square-wrap__jzkn_>\n<div class='\"AdvSlots_adv-square__246sC\"' data-slot-type='\"1\"' data-position='\"in_article_4\"' data-code='\"\/21668216007\/d_celebritist_intext_04\"'>\n<div id='\"in_article_4-7\"' class='\"AdvSlots_slot__YAMh2\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>This happened over and over, and finally, the minister couldn&rsquo;t resist asking.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; the minister said gently. &ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t help but notice that you keep nodding when the women talk to you, but you shake your head when the men do. Why is that?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/k3hXHVZxZisnIqI9gn4XXoIn3qIc36CXYt-4-VQfq3c\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vNjA1NzI2MjA2MzdjMTlmYTg4YTNhNTRiZDUzZDQzMzAwZWVkMGJmMjIwYWE5NjhkZWEwNzk2YjRhNjFiNjUwNy5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/60572620637c19fa88a3a54bd53d43300eed0bf220aa968dea0796b4a61b6507.png%5C%22" alt='\"People' at a funeral source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>People at a funeral\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The old farmer shrugged.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Well, the women all said nice things, like how pretty my wife looked or how lovely her dress was, so I nodded.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;And the men?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;They all wanted to know if the mule was for sale,&rdquo; the farmer smirked.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/hdKe9wt8Q2mZLXPcTMgDmGDd0qeLvI4czdAi1QdD_VA\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMTc0MzBhM2Q3MWI2ZjhjZWYxMmI3YzgzNWM3MDI2ZTFmYjg0NDEzZmQ0NzhlODFlZjE0MTNjOTlkZTNkMDZjZC5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/17430a3d71b6f8cef12b7c835c7026e1fb84413fd478e81ef1413c99de3d06cd.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' shocked minister source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A shocked minister\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>7. She is a Chicken\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>A man rushed to a psychiatrist.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Doc, you&rsquo;ve got to help me. My wife thinks she&rsquo;s a chicken!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;What? How long has this been going on for?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Two years,&rdquo; the man replied.\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/RooHfZ8wMY-4JFtGRzB37CMAvZH6LsSjKsuJk1GvKI0\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vODcxNGU3MGFjZDA2YzdjNDM4ZDYyYWM3N2ZjYzk3YzViNjkwNjAyZjdmMTc3YTYxYzBlOTRiNTllOWZjNjgzNy5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/8714e70acd06c7c438d62ac77fcc97c5b690602f7f177a61c0e94b59e9fc6837.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' psychiatrist sitting in his office source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A psychiatrist sitting in his office\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Why did you wait so long to come see me?&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The man shrugged.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;We needed the eggs.&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/vy07oGk2Bc7syViVZc-UvG0PHa-UA5EEMsj5s3aRWfA\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMzA5ZmNiMTY2NjQ5ZGYyNWUyOTc3NmY0MmE5YTQxMzllZmU2OWE0ODk3YmU3NmRmOTQ3NzQ2MGI1YTQ2MWRhZC5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/309fcb166649df25e29776f42a9a4139efe69a4897be76df9477460b5a461dad.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' basket of eggs source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A basket of eggs\n\n\n</p><div>\n<h2 class='\"ContentRenderer_sub-header2__VfI9X\"'><strong class='\"ContentRenderer_bold__Fo6Iz\"'>8. Hearing Problems\n\n<div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>An elderly man with severe hearing loss finally got hearing aids, restoring his hearing to 100%.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>A month later, his doctor checked him out.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be thrilled!&rdquo;\n\n</p><div>\n<div class='\"Image_wrapper__1NP9g\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_container__oHMMQ\"'>\n<div class='\"Image_ref__XcBnw\"'><picture><source srcset='\"https:\/\/imgproxy.thecelebritist.com\/ECGGKjfje8XtBqYYrqdbtJN95BNTM8VShll9LCSmYPw\/rs:fill:375:0:1\/g:no\/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4uYW1vbWFtYS5jb20vMzBlZDJjMWYzODlkYjhjOTBjZjJjZDFiMDU5Mjg5MDk2MjcyMjZmNzE0YTIwOGY3ODljN2Q1OThkOWZkY2I1YS5wbmc_d2lkdGg9MTAyNCZoZWlnaHQ9MTAyNA.jpg' type='\"image\/jpeg\"' sizes='\"(max-width:'></source><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"Image_image__11E9V' image_post-image__qntn0 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn.thecelebritist.com%5C/30ed2c1f389db8c90cf2cd1b05928909627226f714a208f789c7d598d9fdcb5a.png%5C%22" alt='\"A' smiling doctor source: midjourney width='\"1024\"' height='\"1024\"'>\n\n<p class='\"Image_title__T6_we\"' data-testid='\"image-source\"'>A smiling doctor\n\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>The man laughed to himself.\n\n</p><div>\n<p class='\"ContentRenderer_paragraph__B2z36\"'>&ldquo;Oh, I haven&rsquo;t told them. I just listen to their conversations. 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