{"id":1073,"date":"2024-11-22T09:44:37","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T09:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2024-11-22T09:44:39","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T09:44:39","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/archives\/1073","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<header class='\"entry-header\"'>\n<p class='\"entry-title\"'>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d\n\n</p><div class='\"entry-content\"'>\n<p>\u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.\u201d\n</p><p>After examining the old man\u2019s elderly wife, the doctor said, \u201cEverything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?\u201d\n</p><p>The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: \u201cYour husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having love with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?\n</p><p>\u201cOh that crazy old bastard, she replied. \u201cThat\u2019s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January\u2026\u201d.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d \u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot [&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1074,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/momentsunfolded.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></header>